Mortal Kombat 6: Rumble in the FoodCourt

Scene of the Showdown.
A fight broke out this late afternoon at toh guan east. We were in the process of placing posters when the action began. Starring our fighters from Sabah(malaysia) with their supposedly hybrid style of Silat/Muay Thai(copied from neighbouring thai)Versus the Indian freestyle brawlers. The story goes.....Some indians confronted a group of drunk Malaysian who were sitting around in the foodcourt over some minor incident. And the next thing we know, Sabah fighter no. 1 sporting a fringe that only a woman can beat displayed the prowess of the drunken fist by slamming his fist into an indian's face. Following on was an onslaught of flying chairs(probably a move taught in silat)launched upon the suprised indians who were obviously caught offguard. Suffering such a major setback, the indians immediately withdrew leaving an injured comrade behind lying unconcious on the ground. Seizing this grand opportunity, Sabah fighter no.2 unleashed his fatality finishing move on that poor indian. Raising his foot high with authority, he brought it down on the indian's face...
Before leaving, the Sabahians did not fail to threathen us " be careful singtel, tonight, u careful." Perfect closing speech for a hero, yep.
Holy Shitto, we were pissing in our pants when we heard that, all the urnine and faeces begin gushing out and we collaspe and cried like a baby. just kidding.
Yeah, then the police and ambulance came, took the ah neh away, sealed the crime scene, did some investigations and interrogations.
We continued our work only at 6.30pm, wat an ADVENTURE. Lol.